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“Does Monica have to come tonight? I wanna be like, we know you’re sober, get over it.” I don’t think that’s one of the 12 steps.
20
“Buy it! Buy it! Buy it!” If I hear the installation of a 96 x 2” steel pole in the middle of the room, I’m calling your father.
19
“I make fun of girls with Louis Vuitton luggage but I secretly want it so bad.” Kinda like my relationship with you.
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“I still dont understand therapy, do I tell her EVERYONE I have sex with?” No, just the unprotected ones…yes everyone.
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“May 27th, our lives will change foreva.” Because of the 58th Conference on Mass Spectrometry or Sex in the City 2? It’s unclear.