Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
16
“I cant help it, a bad boy on a bike totally turns me on.” You know where I live.
15
“He texted me ‘craving that desert.’ What the hell does that mean, like Palm Springs?” Just a wild guess, “desert” had two s’s?
14
What the hell, I thought you said “pastel shirts” were “super hot on guys.” Thanks for ruining my blind date.
11
“I can’t believe he’s with her! She’s like the bootleg version of me.” I had the same experience when I saw my ex with Zac Efron.
10
I’m not “building a boat” nor am I “that Dexter guy.” It’s called a woodpecker. However you could make the argument I stalk you.
