Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
16
“Superheroes are seriously sexy. Why can’t they be real?” Meet Pinkman: folds a dozen shirts in 1.2 seconds.
15
“When he said he didn’t want a blow job, it made me wanna give him one!” Do not make me chicken marsala. You hear me, DO NOT.
14
“If breakfast is the most important meal of the day, can I just skip the others?” That might be healthier than throwing them up.
13
“I’m in total mourning from this weekend–” Ya, the anniversary of 9/11 was tough “–True Blood won’t be on for a whole year!”
10
“If he comes banging on our door, just bark like a really scary dog until he goes away!” Wait, what? What am I supposed to do?!
