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“I can fully admit you’re better at yoga, but it’s totally offensive you’re claiming to be a faster texter.” Umm, should I leave?
21
“It’s Wear Purple Day? Now I have an excuse to match my new bra and panties!” Putting an end to teen bullying one thong at a time.
20
“Mom, 600$ in parking tickets is normal for LA, the street signs are so confusing!” I stood there for hours.
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“I pretended to take out my wallet but he never stopped me! Who makes a hot girl split the bill?!” The guy you still slept with.
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“What do you think happened first, tea bagging or like actual tea bags?” Is this your version of the chicken or the egg?