Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
10
“My mom said I look sturdy. I’m trying not to get mad and just know she’s upset about turning 50.” That’s really big–SMALL of you.
07
“I had a nightmare that I was getting raped but he couldn’t get it up. It was scary but super offensive.” I wanna feel bad for you.
06
“Doesn’t global warming just mean more warm weather vacation spots?” You’re sounding an awful lot like our last President.
05
(upset) “And on top of that Fergie was wrong, big girls do cry.” Please stop living your life to the words of The Black Eyed Peas.
04
“All I want in life is a strand of Justin Timberlake’s hair so I can make his babies.” DNA doesn’t produce children.
