Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
11
GAM: Hey you, we’re throwing a party tonight. Me: Oh cool, I’ve got no plans– GAM: So if you hear loud music don’t call the cops.
10
“There’s a video game for The Bachelor?! It might be time to get one of those Game Boy thingys.” That time was 15 years ago.
09
“I’d never kiss a guy if he got me something from Kay. But jewelry from Tiffany, blow job fo sho.” I’d like to see that commercial.
07
“Let’s think long and hard and not just pick some stupid name.” It took naming your vibrator to use a successful double entendre.
06
“Yes, it’s over! Rewind to the halftime show so we can watch on repeat.” I’ve got a feeling, that tonight’s gonna be a long night.
