15
“It kinda makes me sad that I can never be a teen mom, like that’s not even an option anymore.” Aww, all grown up.
14
“Wait, did the tsunami cause time to move ahead!?” Nope, daylight savings did.
11
“He slammed the brakes and put his arm out to ‘protect’ me. So obvi he wanted to feel the girls.” Saving lives one boob at a time.
10
“She called me a ‘dumb bitch’ to my face! Okay, sometimes I can be bitchy, but NO ONE thinks I’m dumb.” I might know a few people.
09
“Wait… Oh my God… I’m so freaked out… I can’t remember how old I am. HOW OLD AM I?!” Old enough to remember how old you are.