09
“Oh my God, and when he pulled out, he came all over my Haylie Duff pillow!” WHAT?! NOOOOOO!!!! http://bit.ly/htiGrq
06
(phone) “Mom, can you wire me more money so I can buy you flowers for Mother’s Day?” When did you get to be so smart?
05
“Let’s get Cinco loco on Saturday!” Last year you celebrated on the 8th, this year the 7th. In two years I’ll be a proud neighbor.
04
“Okay, get ready…and…PAUSE. See! It’s impossible to freeze them in an unflattering way!” Please stop watching The Tourist.
02
“So I guess they found Obama Bin Laden pretty much dead at a house in Iraq.” Literally nothing in that sentence was correct.