16
“Well if you still have diarrhea tomorrow we need to get you some of that Exlax stuff.” Putting out the fire with gasoline, huh?
15
“What?! I can’t believe she pulled a runaway bride on Hefner!” I know, if Hef can’t make it work what hope do the rest of us have?
14
(while throwing up) “I blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol.” I’m pretty impressed you had the determination to say it like that.
13
“I saw that guy from downstairs at the gay pride parade.” Liar! I was with my friend Angel all day. See! http://twitpic.com/5b43j1
10
“I heard that if you slip the DMV 100$, they’ll use any photo you want for your license!” I’m on my way! http://twitpic.com/59nf2q