Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
29
“The psychic said I might have a stalker in my life!” I much prefer “a friend who always listens,” thank you very much.
28
“I’m telling you, I have Toxic Shock Syndrome!” What the hell is Toxic Shock Syndrome? Hold on, let me Google–EWWWWWW!
27
“She’s kinda pathetic, spending years studying just to work at a bar.” Does this “bar” happen to be called “the bar?”
26
“He’s really hot but sometimes in public he acts so premature. Grow up!” You’re not even remotely using that word correctly.
25
“Amy Winehouse was killed in Norway!?” Hey CNN, slow down!
