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“Why can’t all men be like Amanda Bynes as a guy in She’s the Man?” After listening to your conversations, I sorta am that man.
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“He’s taking me out to some restaurant in Koreatown. Oh great, I hate sushi!” Maybe they can whip you up some Korean food.
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“I was away from my phone 5 whole minutes and no missed calls or texts!” Ahh! Gather the women and children and run for the hills!
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“Screw you, Claire. The only reason you have more Facebook friends is because you accept everyone.” Subtext: You’re a whore.
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“J.Lo and Marc Anthony call it splitsville!? What hope do the rest of us have!?” The exact same as when they were together.