Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
15
“Everyone’s been honking and staring at me funny. Maybe I’m a part of a conspiracy!?” Ya, no way it’s cause you’re a shitty driver.
14
“There are these billboards everywhere saying the world’s coming to an end on Friday!” Does Harry Potter happen to be on them?
13
“I’m so sore! It’s like 10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife.” And once again you haven’t referenced that lyric correctly.
12
“He kept saying his name instead of using ‘I’. What’s that called again? Same person? Talking person?” 3rd person (Charlie sighs).
08
“Major dilemma, do I date the guy with the iPhone or the Blackberry?” Dare I throw a third into the mix? http://twitpic.com/5n3bfi
