Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
08
“If a car is out of gas, can you fart into it to make it drive?” Meet you in the parking lot in 10.
07
“She’s wearing 5″ heels tonight? That bitch! Time to bust out my 5 3/4″ stilettos!” Shit just got real.
06
“Okay, let’s see, 3…4…5..” Cute, you’re practicing counting– “15! We could be on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills season 15!”
05
“We should celebrate by going to the hospital and looking at new born babies!” Or you could celebrate LABOR DAY by getting a job.
02
“The sex was bad cause he kept calling it humpty dumpty!” You don’t like picturing a fat egg fall off a wall during sex? Weird.
