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“I don’t even want a boyfriend, I just wanna be ‘in a relationship’ with someone on Facebook.” My teenage cousin is looking…
04
“Al Qaeda… Al Qaeda… Oh, is that the new guy on Desperate Housewives?” Yep! (If you can’t beat ’em, join ’em)
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“I think I wanna learn a new language. Maybe a little parle vu espanol, por favors?” I’m not sure which Rosetta Stone to get you.