“I’m having the worst day and it’s all because no one ‘Liked’ my status update.” I’ll be nice and give you this one.

“Umm, Bradley Cooper is not the Sexiest Man Alive. What about Gos, Effy, Chan, Laut, and Gylly?” Oh no, I totally understood that.

“She said I’ll fall for a guy who drives a green Subaru. I think we need a new psychic.” Wait! I’m in the market for a new car…

Happy Thanksgiving…I miss you. Last night I made my mom and sister chat outside my door just so I could fall asleep.

(phone) “Mom, if I come home for Thanksgiving I want calorie signs beside each dish.” That was all the Native Americans wanted too.