Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
04
“Charlie told me that this year for daylight savings we have to set our clocks back 3 HOURS!” I swear to God this wasn’t me.
03
“I need to know now if we’re sunbathing this weekend so I can get rid of any peek-a-boo-pubes.” Yes, let’s not scare the children.
02
“Wanna know what he said to me? ‘You had me at hello.’ He’s so good at being romantic.” He’s so good at Netflixing Jerry Maguire.
01
“This week I’m only going to talk to guys who have the same name as my favorite designers.” Say hi to Helmut from me.
