Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
31
“The world has til tonight to come to an end. I knew it was all bullshit!” Is there a movie called “2011” I don’t know about?
30
“Supposedly if you get wasted the night before New Years, your hangover isn’t as bad on New Years.” Words from a true alcoholic.
29
“I don’t understand weather talk, but it says there’s a 10% chance it’s going to rain on New Years. Is that high?” Are you high?
28
“I’m returning all presents from my mom, not because I don’t like them, but because she just assumed I’m a size 4.” But you are…
21
“Christmas tree lights on or off while we’re out of town? I say off. No idea why.” Thanks for accidentally saving my life.
