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“I’ve always wondered why Miami has so many Mexicans.” Stop wondering, they’re Cubans.
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“Our pact: No matter who we are with or if we are ready, we have to get married and have kids at the same time.” Alright…I’m in.
05
“Is it okay if I take Nyquil during the day or only at night?” You should NEVER be operating heavy machinery anyway, so go for it.