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“Did you steal Petunia’s charger so you could charge Mufasa?!” I hate repeating myself, YOUR VIBRATORS DESERVE THEIR OWN CHARGERS.
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“I don’t care that he’s spent time in jail, I just hate that he owns two pairs of Crocs!” You should fashion police arrest him.
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“Pizza goes in the recycling, right?” Only if it’s Dominos.