Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
13
“Aww, I just realized iceskating isn’t a part of the Olympics anymore!” Who knows, maybe they’ll bring it back in a couple years.
08
“Was that an earthquake or did you drop your vibrator again!?” In Los Angeles those two things aren’t mutually exclusive.
06
“Whoopee, we landed on Mars. I’d be more impressed if we landed on a planet we haven’t already been.” Houston we have a problem.
