Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
18
“Wait, so all presidents we’ve had were born on the same day!?” Well, we have yet to see Obama’s birth certificate…
14
(crying) “I don’t wanna be a fat, bloated, bloody valentine!” Look on the bright side, Chad didn’t get you pregnant!
12
“I’ve totally decided to follow the Pope’s footsteps and retire.” Technically, don’t you need a job to do that?
03
“I’m definitely rooting for the San Francisco 69ers.” I’d like to see THAT logo.
