Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
18
“I like him but he goes to University of Phoenix. No way am I moving to Arizona!” I’m just happy you know Phoenix is in Arizona.
13
“Will you take a selfie of my side boob for my Instagram?” I wish it was that you were talking to yourself.
08
“My weather app says it’s 14 degrees outside! That’s like colder than Antarctica!” I think you drunk switched it to celsius again.
01
“What are the chances of me becoming the next Pope of England?” Honestly? Pretty good.
