Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
19
“That missing suicide bomber should be killed for what he did in Boston.” According to you he already has.
17
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16
“I got another ticket for parking in front of a fire hydrant when there wasn’t a fire!” At least you have an airtight court case.
10
“He was so hot but bragged about being from Chilis. So what, he grew up in a restaurant?” Makes more sense than being from Chile.
